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Heres A Condom I Fig Quotes & Sayings
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Nothing great is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of g....s or a fig. If you tell me that you desire a fig. I answer you that there must be time. Let it first blossom, then bear fruit, then ripen.
Epictetus
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No greater thing is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of g....s or a fig. If you tell me that you desire a fig, I answer you that there must be time. Let it first blossom, then bear fruit, then ripen.
Epictetus
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Heres to freedom, cheers to art. Heres to having an excellent adventure and may the stopping never start.
Jason Mraz
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Heres to the girls: That keep a smile even though theyre going through hell. That keep their head high, even though theyd rather be elsewhere. That give amazing advice, but cant seem to follow it themselves. That can make anyone laugh, but herself. Heres to her.
Unknown
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
Menander
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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I am against marriage, and I don't give a fig for society.
Brigitte Bardot
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They sewed fig-leaves together and made themselves aprons. -Genesis iii. 7.
Bible
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I've never turned over a fig leaf yet that didn't have a price tag on the other side.
Saul Bellow
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The accords were fig leaves of democratic procedure to hide the nakedness of Stalinist dictatorship.
George F Kennan
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Our Lord never condemned the fig tree because it brought forth so much fruit that some fell to the ground and spoiled. He only cursed it when it was barren.
Edwin Louis Cole
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Heres some advice. Stay alive. -Haymitch Abernathy
Hunger Games
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
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Heres a few tips on how to treat a woman. 1) Dont avoid her or leave her behind for your friends; take her with you.
Unknown
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Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins Lottery?
Jay Leno
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Heres to a season filled with warmth, comfort and good cheer.
Unknown
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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The fig tree is known as the 'hypocrite tree.' It looks mature & ripe from far away, but its looks can be deceiving.
Unknown
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