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Heres Hoping Santa Doesnt Get Killed Usin Quotes & Sayings
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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Heres to freedom, cheers to art. Heres to having an excellent adventure and may the stopping never start.
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You know Santa may have killed Scruffy, but he makes a good point. -Fry
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Here's hoping Santa is able to deliver all his toys before he's shot by an NRA member.
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Heres to the girls: That keep a smile even though theyre going through hell. That keep their head high, even though theyd rather be elsewhere. That give amazing advice, but cant seem to follow it themselves. That can make anyone laugh, but herself. Heres to her.
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Bill Brasky
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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
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I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard and told me it was written by Santa. I was like, 'Oh my God, he knows my name!' I truly believed. Then a kid ruined it for me one day and told me there was no Santa, and I came home crying. The sad part was that the girl who told me was younger than I was.
Stacy Keibler
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Just because somebody flirts with you, doesnt mean they like you. Just because somebody likes you, doesnt mean they want to go out with you. Just because somebody goes out with you, doesnt mean they love you. Just because somebody loves you, doesnt mean they wont hurt you. Because people lie & things change. Boyfriends cheat, best friends leave, & there will always be those people that would kill to see you fall.
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Curiosity killed my innocence. Over thinking killed my happiness. Insecurities killed my self-esteem. Lies killed my trust. Stereotypes killed my individuality. And judgement killed me.
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
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Overthinking killed my happiness. Insecurities killed my self-esteem. Lies killed my trust.
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I wrote this on the shitter usin' toilet-paper. Put your head inside the water, enjoy the flavor.
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There are two kinds of adventurers: those who go truly hoping to find adventure and those who go secretly hoping they won t.
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I gotta baby, but his mama act like he ain't mine. Wicked women, usin' children to live on. Wanna hurt and try to hate, 'cause she know the thrill is gone.
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