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Hey I cant be here long just saying hey and wishing you a good morning/afternoon/evening or night.
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Never understood why these celebs cry about being depressed. You're rich, good looking, and famous. Wtf is there to be depressed about?
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy: And then we can play with this dog.
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Hey baby, are you alone tonight? How can we make it? Hey baby, looks like you were wrong. It's never too late, too late.
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Hey you governmentb never try to seperate the people. Hey you politician, never try to seperate the people.
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Hey, hey, yeah, yeah.
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Fans are great, The most crazy thing is when they rush you or try and tackle you. I don't mind giving them hugs, but I'm a big guy, and when you see it in their face like they're going to tackle you like a linebacker, it's like hey, hey, security...watch out with this one.' But no, fans have been great. Some bring handcuffs. One literally yanked them out and wanted to take me home. That would've been fun, I think.
Kellan Lutz
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Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off.
Peter Griffin
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I just got punked by a homeless man, he asked me 4 some $ so I gave him $5..this bi... had the nerve 2 say "WTF am I suppose 2 do wit this" I then said "Get sumthin 2 eat" he then said "I don't want 2 eat no fu..ing fast food shit, that shit will have me shitting on the streets"
Kevin Hart
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I've got very selfish friends. They both got girlfriends without me. Like wtf...
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99% of the time my brain is thinking blah, meh, why, huh, WTF, food and computers. The other 1% I'm usually asleep.
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Hey, my girl, my girl, she loves me. She hit me all the time, she be texting me. Hey, my girl, my girl, she loves me. She hit me all the time.
Mindless Behavior
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Hey. I'm a girl. I'll make a big deal out of small things. I'll get jealous easily. I'll cry if I get a broke heart or if my feelings are hurt. I'll have multiple loves and multiple crushes and I know I'll have many heartbreaks. I'll complain to the people I care about. I'll be gossiped about. I'll gossip about others. I might not make the best choices. I'll get mad, happy, and sad easily. I might spend too much time on something. I might give someone to much time, when they don't deserve it. I'll have more guy friends than girls, maybe. My makeup will have to be pretty close to perfect for me to go to school or out in public. I am wanting to impress somebody specific each day. but hey. I'm a girl...that's kinda my job.
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Hey ho, let's go.
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Grab somebody s..y, tell 'em hey!
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Hey! Wait!
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Grab somebody s..y, tell the hey!
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They might say hi, and I might say hey.
Bruno Mars
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