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 Ambrose Bierce quotes 
 Funny quotes   Age quotes 
Suggest Revision: CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was no doubt inflicted upon mythology for the sins of its deities. Of all unbeautiful and inappropriate conceptions this is the most reasonless and offensive. The notion of symbolizing sexual love by a semisexless babe, and comparing the pains of passion to the wounds of an arrow --of introducing this pudgy homunculus into art grossly to materialize the subtle spirit and suggestion of the work --this is eminently worthy of the age that, giving it birth, laid it on the doorstep of prosperity.
 
 Bill Clinton quotes 
 Parents quotes 
Suggest Revision: It appears that some school officials, teachers, and parents have assumed that religious expression of any type is either inappropriate or forbidden altogether in public schools; however, nothing in the First Amendment converts our public schools into religion-free zones.
 
 Tom Robbins quotes 
 Love quotes 
Suggest Revision: Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet. That would mean that security is out of the question. The words make and stay become inappropriate. My love for you has no strings attached. I love you for free.
 
 Sean OCasey quotes 
 Laughter quotes   Seriousness quotes 
Suggest Revision: Laughter is wine for the soul-laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness. the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living.
 
 Edgar Allan Poe quotes 
 Drinking quotes   Beer quotes   Ale quotes 
Suggest Revision: Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain -- Quaintest thoughts -- queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
 
 Henry Rollins quotes 
Suggest Revision: You would think that pot had some kind of power; I mean come on, it's a plant, not a reason for living. Controlled by a plant, how hilarious. A plant! A fucking plant!
 
 Lauren Bacall quotes 
Suggest Revision: It's inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially.
 
 Thomas Aquinas quotes 
Suggest Revision: Because of the diverse conditions of humans, it happens that some acts are virtuous to some people, as appropriate and suitable to them, while the same acts are immoral for others, as inappropriate to them.
 
 Joe Barton quotes 
Suggest Revision: Some readers allow their prejudices to blind them. A good reader knows how to disregard inappropriate responses.
 
 Leslie Easterbrook quotes 
Suggest Revision: I can be inappropriate at times.
 
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