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Hilarious Short Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I'm going to regift something special for you.
Unknown
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We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious.
David Steinberg
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My son thinks I'm hilarious, but he's only 1.
Mackenzie Crook
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I wish Santa was a one percenter.
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Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.
Unknown
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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When quiet people talk and you realize they are absolutely hilarious.
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Well, since 'double-0's' have a short life expectancy, your mistake will be short-lived.
James Bond
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Life's too short-- too short to live it as a bad person.
Peyton Sawyer
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I'm used to short distances and short bursts of energy; it was just fastest.
Shannon Miller
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I was told I would never make it because I'm too short. Well, I'm still too short. It doesn't matter what your height is, it's what's in your heart.
Kirby Puckett
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Flying is simple; just throw yourself on the ground and miss.
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