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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.

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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didnt know what to do! I'd knock on peoples doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."

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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

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I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

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This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

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Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.

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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?

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Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

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