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Homeless Man Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there?
Chelsea Handler
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Chronically homeless means constantly homeless; it means repeatedly homeless.
Linda Lingle
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What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
Bo Burnham
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do for the homeless guy.
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You kicked my d..k out of the house. You made my d..k homeless. And out of doors is a place where pe..ses dont generally fare well. So my homeless d..k now must seek shelter where and whence it can.
Hank Moody
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Just bought a homeless man a big plate of Jamaican Food...moral of the story is do onto others as you would have them do onto you.
Amber Rose
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Just bought dinner for a homeless man. I've never felt more appreciation from a stranger in my entire life. My heart is happy.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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