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Suggest Revision: This Sunday, after 33 years as an actor, I've finally reached the pinnacle of my career. I am Stradivarius Cain, Homer Simpson's fantasy!
 
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Suggest Revision: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
 
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Suggest Revision: A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.
 
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Suggest Revision: I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
 
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Suggest Revision: That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
 
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Suggest Revision: Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic.
 
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Suggest Revision: Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
 
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Suggest Revision: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
 
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Suggest Revision: Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.
 
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