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Suggest Revision: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening. -Homer
 
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Suggest Revision: All men have need of the gods.
 
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Suggest Revision: You can motivate by fear. And you can motivate by reward. But both of these methods are only temporary. The only lasting thing is self-motivation.
 
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Suggest Revision: The women of Greece count their age from their marriage, not from their birth.
 
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Suggest Revision: Oh, woman, woman! When to ill thy mind is bent, all Hell contains no fouler fiend.
 
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Suggest Revision: Uncontrollable laughter arose among the blessed gods.
 
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Suggest Revision: In youth and beauty, wisdom is but rare!
 
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Suggest Revision: I have suffered much from waves and wars, and now let this trial join the rest.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
 
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