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They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a heterosexual guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel. The sanctity of marriage has been saved!

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Me without you is like a hooker with no luck.

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Seriously, any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice, a little bad advice.You go to Las Vegas, there's like a devil and a devil and they're just battling it out the whole time. It's like, 'Smoke some crack!' 'Get a hooker!' And then I go, 'YEA! Yea, this is a good town. Smoke some crack and get a hooker! Alright!'

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Some people need Hell. If youre the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively thinks, 'Hey, now theres something I could rape and kill without any consequences,' then the concept of Hell might really keep you out of trouble.

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So, I mean I don't know how many of you wear a bikini with an overall jumper, but aria did. With knee high hooker boots.

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If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.

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I do it for the money, man I am such a hooker and freedom was my girl, until they fucking took her.

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My daddy always said, 'Life is like a ten-dollar hooker -- you never know what you're gonna' get.

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What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

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You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy

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