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I'm a Godmother, that's a great thing to be, a Godmother. She calls me God for short, that's cute. I taught her that.

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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the ass I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fuck him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?

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My mother's very proud of the name she gave me. She thought it sounded rhythmically better. It doesn't really make a difference to me what people call me, but since my mother calls me Holly Marie when she's angry, I prefer just my first name.

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I think the corniest souvenir I bought was a golden Oscar statue that said 'Best Teacher,' and I gave it to her when I got back to school. I think I was hoping she'd be nice and not give me too much homework!

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I loved her but she didnt love me back. I tried my best but in the end she treated me like the rest. Now I'm here all alone wondering where I went wrong. Just dreaming what could of been if she was still around.

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There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.

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I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

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