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Horny Tweets Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Horny Tweets" sorted by relevance. 41 matching entries found.
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At this stage of my life I just want to remain Healthy, Happy and Horny and for as long as possible and when my time comes that I'm unhealthy I just want to be Horny then Happy ending my life the way I want always wanted to go out...Happy
Danny Santagato
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The rabbit's not like us. It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy. Don't get me wrong. You know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just wanna have s.. as many times as possible before you die. I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit, you know, who never even feared death to begin with.
Donnie Darko
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My sub-tweets aren't about you, but if the shoe fits wear it.
Unknown
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If all your tweets are about what other people are doing wrong, maybe it's time to go to your happy place.
Unknown
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Am I the only one that reads my tweets from the bottom up? I like to see what's happening in chronological order.
Unknown
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I've never gone on Facebook and am not sure I understand it. The same goes for Twitter. I have someone sending tweets and pretending to be me, but I don't know why.
David Sedaris
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Have a great time reading my vacation tweets.
Unknown
13 Likes
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The Tweets that I have written that are most popular are the ones that are the kind of universal girly concerns and observations.
Mindy Kaling
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Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye.
Unknown
11 Likes
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My tweets are from my life and my experiences. I've had my heart ripped out and I put it back together. I believed it was all going to be ok.
Unknown
37 Likes
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I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
Tom Waits
21 Likes
Mine is the horny hand of toil.
Dick Sargent
2 Likes
There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.
Colleen McCullough
7 Likes
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
Gilda Radner
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No sleep, just work, got a couple horny girls in a see-through shirt.
Mac Miller
36 Likes
I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.
Johnny Bench
7 Likes
I'm a use my three wishes, I'm very superstitious. No matter where I go I meet a bunch of horny bi...es.
SPM
167 Likes
And blessed are the horny hands of toil
James Russell Lowell
3 Likes
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When men have money and power they get turned on, s..ually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.
Penelope Spheeris
13 Likes
I think it's so scummy when 'friends' write tweets about each other, if you have a problem then be a real friend and tell them.
Unknown
79 Likes
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