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Horny Valentine Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Horny Valentine" sorted by relevance. 189 matching entries found.
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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At this stage of my life I just want to remain Healthy, Happy and Horny and for as long as possible and when my time comes that I'm unhealthy I just want to be Horny then Happy ending my life the way I want always wanted to go out...Happy
Danny Santagato
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It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Laura Kightlinger
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The rabbit's not like us. It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy. Don't get me wrong. You know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just wanna have s.. as many times as possible before you die. I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit, you know, who never even feared death to begin with.
Donnie Darko
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I prayed to God give me a great Valentine but He gave me a lot more. With you by my side, I can conquer the whole world. Happy Valentines Day! Be my Valentine forever.
Unknown
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This Valentine's day, I hope that we have many more beautiful Valentine Days to share together! Happy Valentines Day my love.
Unknown
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Even without Valentine's Day, you're my valentine. I don't need a special day to celebrate your love in my life. But since today the world is celebrating anyway, I'm here to wish you a Happy Valentines Day.
Unknown
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Valentine's Day is the perfect time to reflect on all your horrible dating choices since last Valentine's Day.
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I'm a Valentine's Day kind of girl, I love it. I like smiling and telling my neighbors happy Valentine's Day and the people I meet down at the store. I like sharing the love around.
Jennifer Garner
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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Love shouldn't end on Valentine's Day, neither must it start on Valentine's Day.
Terry Mark
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
Unknown
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If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no.
Cesar Romero
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I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
Tom Waits
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Mine is the horny hand of toil.
Dick Sargent
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There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.
Colleen McCullough
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I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
Gilda Radner
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No sleep, just work, got a couple horny girls in a see-through shirt.
Mac Miller
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And blessed are the horny hands of toil
James Russell Lowell
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I'm a use my three wishes, I'm very superstitious. No matter where I go I meet a bunch of horny bi...es.
SPM
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