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Horse Joke Quotes & Sayings
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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The difference between an author and a horse is that the horse doesn't understand the horse dealer's language.
Max Frisch
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Ladies : jus becuz a man shows up on a white horse doesn't mean its his horse! or that he's gettin off the horse 4 a lifelong stay - Paula W
Rev Run
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If a poet knows more about a horse than he does about heaven, he might better stick to the horse, and some day the horse may carry him into heaven.
Charles Ives
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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A stubborn horse walks behind you, an impatient horse walks in front of you, but a noble companion walks beside you.
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I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.
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I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.
J D Salinger
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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Theres nothin in life thats worth doin, if it caint be done from a horse
Unknown
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The horse is prepared against the day of battle: but safety is of the LORD.
Unknown
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I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine.
Dawn French
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W C Fields
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Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still.
Samuel Johnson
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In buying a horse or taking a wife, shut your eyes tight and commend yourself to God.
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A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
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