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Humorous Nut Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Humorous Nut" sorted by relevance. 202 matching entries found.
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Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous. He was a bus driver. Who wants to be a bus driver? He didn't have any money and he was not famous. But despite that, the show is humorous.
George Thorogood
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If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut...then you fresh outta fu..in' luck!
Bernie Mac
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I'm a nut, but not just a nut.
Bill Murray
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Welcome to the strippin' game, partner. Blue, you ain't nothin'. All you do is spin records, that's all you do. Who'd you think you is, DJ Quick? Kid Kapri? Oh, then you must be Jimmie Walker. Blue you ain't nut-zin! You don't deserve nut-zin, you don't get nut-zin. You get what I give you. I got a contract betwinx me and you that say you do what I tell you to do. Therefore, shut the fu.., don't say nothin to me, don't even look at me. Tell you what, you better get on up outta my office and outta my face, before you get swole. -Dollar Bill
The Players Club
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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling; the comic story and the witty story upon the matter.
Mark Twain
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I'm a history nut.
Billy Joel
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A fanatic is a nut who has something to believe in.
Dean Koontz
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I'm conservative, but I'm not a nut about it.
George H W Bush
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I am not a madman or a nut.
Abdul Qadeer Khan
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You wanna fu..? Twenty g's for the nut.
Trina
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I'm a lifelong Disney nut.
Leonard Maltin
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Actually, I've been a fanatical health nut for five years.
Jerome Hines
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They say the best part of waking up is breakfast after a nut.
Lil Wayne
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Bust a nut in your eyes so you see where I'm cu.ing from.
Lil Wayne
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Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.
Tony Randall
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He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Insane Clown Posse
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In a good play every speech should be as fully flavored as a nut or apple.
J M Synge
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Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.
Charles H Spurgeon
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I was worried about being the nut that ruined 40 years of Bond history.
Rick Yune
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I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan
Superbad
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