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Hump Day Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
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It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches O Houlihan
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I had plenty of pi.ples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
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Yo, now every lil' slut with a butt wanna jump on me. I'll teach 'em how to hump when they fu..s with me.
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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Everyone just needs ONE day. One day to let go. A day to not worry. One day to be creative. A day to be sad, and a day to be happy. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. Its funny how one day can do so much.
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Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister.
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I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don't pick, and the reason I don't redraw them or use them again is that I like to use my brain every day and come up with new jokes.
Sergio Aragones
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Envision my past, Egypt reincarnated. Negativity hill, over the hump camels waiting.
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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One dip in that toxic muck and your DNA will be permanently mutated. You'll grow a camel hump or a Zoidberg face. -Fry
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