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Husband Comes Home Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...
Unknown
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Waiting for you to come back home to me is the hardest thing I've ever had to do. I love you, my soldier, my hero, my husband.
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My husband gave up all his work to stay at home with the kids, and we split all the duties at home. I do all the boring stuff - like pay the bills, and he does all the exercising for both of us, which I'm very grateful for... I thank him for it regularly
Erika Slezak
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You're a go go dancer and don't understand why you have such a bad marriage...maybe your husband doesn't like you dancing on drunk men?
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I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
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I have been alone since my husband died. I stay in my home. I don't date. It's hard to date when you're at home. Nobody knows you.
Anna Nicole Smith
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
Unknown
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
Unknown
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Take me drunk I' m home.
Unknown
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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To you may the gods give all that you desire in your heart, a husband and a home, and may they grant beautiful harmony: for there is nothing greater and better than this, than when in harmony of mind a man and woman share a home they are a great grief to their enemies and a delight to their friends; they them-selves are greatly respected.
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If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and beat her afterwards. It was his dollar.
Lucy Stone
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In this world of your parents' home, serve your Husband Lord; in the world beyond, in your in-laws' home, you shall dwell in peace. Meeting with the Guru, be a sincere student of proper conduct, and suffering shall never touch you.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Currensy
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Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Curren$y
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