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Husband Sleep On Wifes Lap Quotes & Sayings
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I could be such a wonderful wife to another wifes husband.
Judith Viorst
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I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them.
Annette Bening
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If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.
Lin Yutang
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't think I would be discussing television ideas with the girl that was giving it to me.
Stan Lee
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I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you do that great qualifying lap or you make that great pass or you bring a crippled car home.
Bobby Rahal
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You sleep with a man, that's your husband. So make sure before you lay down, you love him.
Krs One
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A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
Honore De Balzac
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A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
Honore De Balzac
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Take an active interest in your wifes hobbies. Spending time together doing something she enjoys can make your marriage stronger.
Unknown
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Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Kevin Hart
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I married my first husband because we wanted to sleep together. It lasted six months and we were in bed for six months.
Betty White
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I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it.
Unknown
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Sleep is intimately related to health and well being. Sleep well, live well. Don't cheat sleep with caffeine!
Unknown
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When you become a mom you just learn how to function sleep deprived and you do get used to it. I came back to work when Finley was three months old and the first few months were rough. Then somehow you learn to exist on no sleep and now when he does upon occasion sleep through the night, which is like a full six hours, you're pretty sure he's suffocating. So you don't sleep anyway.
Holly Marie Combs
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Couldn't sleep, wouldn't sleep. Love came and told me, shouldn't sleep. Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I.
Beegie Adair
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Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it, scream it to world. Husband:*whispers in ear* I love you. Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me? Husband: Because you are my world.
Harriet Morgan
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It was an hour and a half plane ride, so I slept. I try to sleep because that's probably the only time I get to get my real sleep. When I can't sleep I read books or watch movies.
Keren Ann
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