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Husbands And Beer Quotes & Sayings
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I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
Unknown
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Daniel Tosh
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Married men make the best husbands
James Huneker
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Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient
Henry Louis Mencken
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Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender
Mary Buckley
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A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.
Amy Levy
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Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
Cher
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American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced
Elinor Glyn
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Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered. (1 Peter 3:7)
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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But all husbands are geese, though our pride it may shock, From the first 'twas ordained so by Nature I fear; Ould Adam himself was the first of the flock, And Eve, with her apple sauce, cooked him, my dear
Samuel Lover
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Of all the husbands on the earth, The sailor has the finest berth, For in 'is cabin he can sit, And sail and sail and let 'er knit
Wallace Irwin
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The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep
Wilson Mizner
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A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.
Washington Irving
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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