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I Am The Designated Driver Quotes & Sayings
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno
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A designated driver helps you party another day.
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The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Bridges
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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy
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There's no gentle way to tell you that you're the designated driver on St. Patrick's Day.
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I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.
Kim Kardashian
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New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal. 3. Driver hates you.
Dave Barry
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Feed your spirit, encourage someone who needs it; organize a charity day, be a designated driver, take care of your body, share the love and have an awesome day.
Ricardo Housham
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You cannot expect the guy who drove the car into the ditch to navigate it out of the ditch. You have to put a new driver in the seat. I'm not saying the new driver is going to be any better, but we need a new driver. Kerry is the only choice.
John Mellencamp
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Was I always going to be here? No I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what's going to happen.
Morgan Freeman
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A racing driver has to be a good driver.
Emerson Fittipaldi
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Well, they had a lot of the things they found in his possession. They had the map, you know, that marked the route of the parade. They had statements from the bus driver and the taxicab driver that hauled him somewhere.
Henry Wade
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I've never seen myself as a 'girl driver.' I'm just a driver.
Danica Patrick
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I always said that you can use the same vehicle although the driver will change, or the same vehicle to go for the race. It's a different driver, this is exactly what's happening to the cabinet.
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
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My driver Kellie Frost and I would race these fellows home and they were always faster on the highway. We did the same with Daniel and his driver, and thus began a long series of jokes and competitions to alleviate the impossible hours and tensions this film provoked.
Madeleine Stowe
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All of this is very nice, but I'm mainly focused on being a mom. I have a little book that I wrote in the fourth grade that said, 'I want to be an actress when I grow up, but I'll probably be a bus driver. I love my bus driver.' It's funny the way things play out.
Leslie Mann
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Demetri Martin
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People go 'You look a lot like Minnie Driver.' Once I said, 'Thanks, Minnie is a great actress.' But, it blew up in my face. This person said, 'Nah, didn't like the last movie she did.
Minnie Driver
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