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I Asked The Waiter Is This Mi Quotes & Sayings
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I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper
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Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to die!"
Mahesh Shroff
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Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?
Djuna Barnes
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I've asked you for forgiveness, i've asked you for your grace, i've asked you for your blessing, i've asked that I be saved.
Mudvayne
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I asked God for strength that I might achieve. I was made weak that I might learn humbly to obey. I asked for health that I might do greater things. I was given infirmity that I might do better things. I asked for riches that I might be happy. I was given poverty that I might be wise. I asked for power that I might have the praise of men. I was given weakness that I might feel the need of God. I asked for all things that I might enjoy life. I was given life that I might enjoy all things. I got nothing that I asked for, but everything I hoped for. Almost despite myself, my unspoken prayers were answered. I am, among all men, most richly blessed.
Unknown
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I cannot forget a conversation that I had with an elderly couple from the tribe. They asked me whether I would kill them after I had finished. When I asked them why they asked that, they replied, Because you white men always do!
Roland Joffe
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I asked Bobby Dylan, I asked the Beatles, I asked Timothy Leary, but he couldn't help me either.
The Who
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I asked for strength...And God gave me difficulties to make me strong. I asked for wisdom...And God gave me problems to solve. I asked for prosperity...And God gave me a brain and energy to work. I asked for courage...And God gave me danger to overcome. I asked for love...And God gave me troubled people to help. I asked for favors...And God gave me opportunities. I received nothing I wanted, but I received everything I needed.
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I asked for strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong. I asked for wisdom and God gave me problems to solve. I asked for prosperity and God gave me brawn and brains to work. I asked for courage and God gave me dangers to overcome. I asked for patience and God placed me in situations where I was forced to wait. I asked for love and God gave me troubled people to help. I asked for favors and God gave me opportunities. I asked for everything so I could enjoy life. Instead, He gave me life so I could enjoy everything. I received nothing I wanted, I received everything I needed.
Ritu Ghatourey
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I asked God for a flower, He gave me a garden. Asked for a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked for a river, He gave me an ocean. I asked for a friend, He gave me you.
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If you's a hater. I'm eatin, you's a waiter
Lil Wayne
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I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter.
Sally Schneider
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What's the damage waiter? Financially or medically?
Robert D Dangoor
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It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Don Herold
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I'll serve anyone like a blind waiter.
Lil Wayne
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You asked me to forgive you and I forgave, you asked me to leave you and I left, you asked me to forget you, I'm sorry but I can't.
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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
Morey Amsterdam
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Then the waiter spilled water down my back, and my boob popped out.
Rachel Green
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I asked for strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong. I asked for wisdom and God gave me problems to solve. I asked for prosperity and God gave me brawn and brain to work. I asked for courage and God gave me dangers to overcome.
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