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I Bearnt Beard And I Dont Mean Toast Quotes & Sayings
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Let us toast the health of the bride; let us toast the health of the groom, let us toast the person that tied; let us toast every guest in the room.
Unknown
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Wedding Speech quotes
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But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.
Bill Walton
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Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the assholes, Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them that I know.
Kanye West
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I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it went bad, it never went good. They have 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,' they should call it, 'This Ain't Bread.' 'Cause it looks like bread, but it has no other properties of bread. I said, 'You know what? I'll butter it. That'll make it better.' Butter won't go on it. It slides right off. The butter's like, 'Where are you putting me?' Jam and jelly beads up and fall off it. Did they Scotch-guard this at the factory? You know what I'll do? It's okay, I'll toast it. I'll make a sandwich, I'll toast it. It's better when you toast it. It doesn't toast. You can't toast it. I'm out in the garage with a blow torch. It's absorbing the heat like a space shuttle tile.
John Pinette
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A toast to the future. A toast to the past. A toast to all of you wherever you are far & near. I wish you the best.
Unknown
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Heres a toast to the future, A toast to the past, And a toast to our friends, far and near. May the future be pleasant; The past a bright dream; May our friends remain faithful and dear.
Unknown
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New Years Eve quotes
There was an old man with a beard, Who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, Four larks and a wren Have all built their nests in my beard
Edward Lear
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Fear quotes
I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months, you're toast. You are toast. It's like running a marathon. You can't think while you're doing it. Especially when different directors come in who are not part of the posse, the circle.
Christopher Meloni
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Steven Wright
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Let's make a toast. We ain't never going back to being broke. Every day stay stacking up the dough. Let's make a toast.
Dolla
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For about 15 minutes, Doug Flutie was the toast of New York-not just the toast but the challah and the pita and the croissants, too.
George Vecsey
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Never ever raise a toast for those deeds which you do for yourself, raise a toast to something which you do for others. Make it happen. Happy new Year.
Unknown
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There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.
Jean Cocteau
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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There is a bright spot or two for the Spaniards. French toast has become freedom toast on the Air Force One breakfast menu, but the Spanish omelet is still a Spanish omelet.
Suzanne Fields
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I raise my glass and ask you to join me in a toast to the parents of my lovely bride. They must have done a lot of things right to raise such a beautiful and gifted daughter as my Bride. I promise to live up to the trust they have placed in me, and I thank them from the bottom of my heart.
Unknown
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whuteva I say goes, so if I say NO, dont ask why just assume its because I say SO Ive been doin it too long, aint nothin ? me, Ill run through ur lil gated community. You know how the girl be, Im a show stopper, Ill give it to you early before the toast pops up.
Remy Ma
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I like beards, and Ive had them fairly often. But usually in the winter. I dont think Ive had a beard quite that long and bushy in the summer. And when we were filming last summer it was 100-and-some-odd degrees. It was kind of a drag.
Paul Rudd
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
Unknown
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I dont cook. I can toast in the toaster. I can pour and set the table. No, Gavin is the one. Its not even an option, he is so passionate about it. He cooks every day. He loves to go grocery shopping and find different things. Im really lucky. Its actually lucky and hard at the same time, because sometimes you want to be fit and not eat it, but you have to eat it.
Gwen Stefani
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