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I Carry A Magnum Condom Around Quotes & Sayings
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
Unknown
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Gotta magnum, in a magnum 7 4 5 wit a 4 5.
Tity Boi
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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I think a lot of Magnum was me.
Tom Selleck
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Dodged to the room and whipped out the magnum.
Nicki Minaj
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I want your body like right now; you know I live a magnum lifestyle.
Trey Songz
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They dumb and destroy themselves is how I rationalize. In a bastardized nation, magnum .45 carrying.
Nas
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Big buckets, magnum bottles of that Rose. On my R. Kelly, girl I'm bout that foreplay.
Rick Ross
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Carry a heart that never hates. Carry a smile that never fades. Carry a touch that never hurts.
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W C Fields
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I don't carry little purses. I carry big duffels, always.
Diane Keaton
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I was in love 2 years ago and gave the baggage to my ex. Its all for her to carry, bags she deserve to carry.
Drake
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She 5'5? but in them 6 inch heels she's an amazon. Shorty move too fast, ramadan. She snuck into my room no pajamas on. Peeled back the magnum foil now my armor's on.
Ryan Leslie
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Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe and we'll see how far you go.
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I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.
Jethro Tull
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Champagne by the boatload. Keep a bottle of a Veuve Clicquot in a choke hold. Im rough I choke ho.., cockin a magnum like 44s.
Ludacris
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Den badman buss guns whey atomic. Anywhey mi shot up dem swear sey mi bomb it. De 44 magnum nuh jam it, mi one it, it shake up de planet tectonic.
Aidonia
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
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Lord give me strength, to face another day. Carry on life's road, carry all my load. Give me strength, oh Jah, to carry on, oh my Lord.
Luciano
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