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I Dodge Em And Duck Quotes & Sayings
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When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
James Whitcomb Riley
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If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan
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It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
Josiah Charles Stamp
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It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
Josiah Stamp
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I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
Jack Handy
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I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck.
Michelle Pfeiffer
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You know what the duck said when their lover left them? "Quack!" I guess you can say that the duck quacked.
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
Douglas Adams
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If she picks you in duck duck goose, she wants the D.
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Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.
Mitch Hedberg
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The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck.
Walter Cronkite
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Singing songs like 'The Man I Love' or 'Porgy' is no more work than sitting down and eating Chinese roast duck, and I love roast duck.
Billie Holiday
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When I was nine years old I use to copy ( not trace ) the covers of the Donald Duck comics. Many years later I became a close friend of Jack Hannah, the director of the Donald Duck film shorts.
William Jackson
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A Hunter doesn't worry me because I'm Daffy Duck.
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Logic is neither an art nor a science but a dodge.
Stendhal
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Elvis lived here until thirteen and nobody can really take that from us!
Henry Dodge
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I would dodge, not lie, in the national interest.
Larry Speakes
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Logic is neither a science nor an art, but a dodge.
Benjamin Jowett
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We chose thirteen because that is the age that Elvis left to go to Memphis.
Henry Dodge
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