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I Dont Even Write Status Quotes & Sayings
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If you take photographs, dont speak, dont write, dont analyse yourself, and dont answer any questions.
Robert Doisneau
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I dont have scales any more and I dont weigh myself. I would urge women everywhere to throw out their scales. Even when I go to the doctors office Im like, Dont tell me. Just write it on your chart and dont tell me. It does you no good to know.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. REMEMBER THAT.
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.
Jimmy Fallon
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Happy 420, dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that.
Andy Warhol
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Theres a lot of people out here being misrepresented and a lot of young cats thats not right. If you dont write your raps you can get away from me. I dont want to hear nothing about you from you.
Yung Berg
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are perfect. LIARS believe they are telling the truth. Your ENEMIES visit your profile the most. Yet your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you. And even though you write what you are really thinking, Someone always takes it the wrong way... people think your status is for them when it's not!
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Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If I'm trusting you with my money, dont you think you can trust me with your pen?
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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To write is to write is to write is to write is to write is to write is to write is to write
Gertrude Stein
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.
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And anyway, its all losers on the Internet. Anyone whos got enough time to fu..ing sit there and comment and slag people off Its nice to write positive things, and if people feel compelled to write positive things, thats different. I dont think that means youre a loser or anything
La Roux
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I dont like bi...es. I dont like ho... I dont like fakes. I dont like brown nosers. long story short...I DONT LIKE YOU!
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Dear google, can u just let me write my sentence before u start guessing...
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People dont think I write my rhymes which makes me mad and happy at the same time. It makes me happy because its a form of flattery they do not think a kid wrote it. Then it makes me mad they werent the ones watching me write at 5:00 A.M. for 10:00 A.M. studio.
Diggy Simmons
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If you can control a mans thinking, you dont have to worry about his actions. If you can determine what a man thinks you do not have worry about what he will do. If you can make a man believe that he is inferior, you dont have to compel him to seek an inferior status, he will do so without being told and if you can make a man believe that he is justly an outcast, you dont have to order him to the back door, he will go to the back door on his own and if there is no back door, the very nature of the man will demand that you build one.
Carter G Woodson
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