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I Dont Have Face For These Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It hurts to keep all the unspoken words I didnt finish telling you everything when we talked face to face because I was too sad/upset and now I dont even know if I want to tell you still. Knowing that you probably dont care anymore.
Unknown
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party every weekend, hardly ever home, dont see me face to face so you have to talk about me when I gone.
Wiz Khalifa
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My problem is that I might go to an event or something and people I have known for years will come up to say hi and I dont recognize them. I know the voice but heres this new face and I have no idea who it is. Im just lucky gravity has taken over so I dont need it.
Betty White
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
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The I just woke up face of your 30s is the all day long face of your 40s
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If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Oh, sure it seems obvious now but you would be amazed at how many people dont think of it when its relevant. Seriously, just punch him in the face and go get some ice cream.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
Unknown
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
Unknown
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
Unknown
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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I want to go to sleep and have your face be that last thing I see. I want to wake up every morning and have your face be the first thing I see. I want to hug you when life goes bad and when nothing makes sense. I want you to care enough to come find me. I want you to know that I need you in more ways than just one. And its killing me cause you will never know. Not unless I tell you. But I want you to know everything by yourself. I dont want to tell you anything. I just want you to know.
Unknown
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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I dont like bi...es. I dont like ho... I dont like fakes. I dont like brown nosers. long story short...I DONT LIKE YOU!
Unknown
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tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.
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I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.
Chi Chi
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If I smear glitter on my face, you dont have a choice you will be more attracted to me. Its part of our brand makeup. So anyway, then I started thinking, why just do my eyes? Why not my entire body? And at the end of my shows why dont I put a backpack on thats like a hand-held cannon and blast glitter at people? So not only do I look attractive, but so does everybody whos dancing? Its kind of like become my thing.
Kesha
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The face you have at age 25 is the face God gave you, but the face you have after 50 is the face you earned.
Cindy Crawford
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How can you face you problem if the problem is your face.
Unknown
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