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I Dont Mean To Impress You Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Please dont waste your time trying to impress someone who doesnt deserve you.
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You must have someone who...You dont need to impress. You can rely on whether you need it or not. Are fun but serious too. You can be completely honest with. Gives good advice. Listens. Wont judge you but criticizes when you need it. Gives a hug. You can make inside jokes with. Understands what you're thinking even if you dont say it. Has your back. But most importantly, someone who will make you the most you.
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Dont try to impress no one. In due time the hard work will show.
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She use to stress him, find ways to impress him...Now she think less of him and wishes the best for him.
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We do not recruit. We can only impress.
Marga Gomez
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Why do you think the old stories tell of men who set out on great journeys to impress the gods? Because trying to impress people just isn't worth the time and effort.
Henry Rollins
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I send pointless emails late at night to impress coworkers.
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I can give you the King's English and then I can take it to the street, but do both or do one and don't do one knowing only the street. That's going to hold you back because what comes out is going to impress people, and it will impress them negatively.
Angela Bassett
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Always put your best foot forward. Not to impress others, but to impress and respect yourself.
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I'm in love with the city. You can impress an Australian with a city, but you can't impress them with a beach.
Rose Byrne
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Dont ever change just to impress and please someone. Change because it makes you a better person & it leads you to a better future.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
Unknown
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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I dont like bi...es. I dont like ho... I dont like fakes. I dont like brown nosers. long story short...I DONT LIKE YOU!
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tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.
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I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.
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