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I Hat Facebook Timeline!!! Quotes & Sayings
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if I don't want to be a shoe anymore? Maybe I'm a purse, or a hat...I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat! It's a metaphore, daddy!
Rachel Green
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
P J O'Rourke
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And finding the hat, I always like to find the hat. And then props just dress the set. It's all fabulous.
Morgan Freeman
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I don't believe I ever saw an Oklahoman who wouldn't fight at the drop of a hat and frequently drop the hat himself.
Robert E Howard
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She said, Son get your hat and get your coat or she will never treat you right. Well, ooh, got to get my hat and coat. This ain't right.
Buddy Guy
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I can't walk down the street with my head up. I'm not a hat wearer, but now I'm a hat wearer.
Randy Harrison
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Everywhere you hang your hat is home. Home is the bright cave under the hat.
Lance Morrow
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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When someone is looking I over your shoulder while you scroll through your timeline...
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Justin Salinger showed up one day with a pink cowboy hat on and everyone else got really annoyed because somehow he'd managed to get the pink cowboy hat.
Alex Cox
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
Azgraybebly Josland
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Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money aint got none.
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Some years ago I became president of Columbia University and learned within 24 hours to be ready to speak at the drop of a hat, and I learned something more, the trustees were expected to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat.
Dwight D Eisenhower
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I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big sho.., a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the sho.. large.
Charlie Chaplin
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