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I Have A Computer A Vibrator Quotes & Sayings
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The best s.. I have ever had was with my vibrator.
Eva Longoria
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At some point you have to realize you're fed up and get a vibrator.
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Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'
Samantha Jones
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I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.
David Arquette
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I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
Jersey Shore
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May your vibrator be fully charged upon your arrival home from seeing Magic Mike.
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I appreciate the sentiment that I am a popular woman in computer gaming circles; but I prefer being thought of as a computer game designer rather than a woman computer game designer. I don't put myself into gender mode when designing a game.
Roberta Williams
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Dave Barry
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I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I'm always on the computer.
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Dave Barry
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Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to continue unprotected?
Unknown
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I have way more eye contact with my computer screen than I do with any humans.
Unknown
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
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I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use Paint.
Unknown
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A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable
Leslie Lamport
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Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.
Dave Barry
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They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Milton Berle
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It took us three years to build the NeXT computer. If we'd given customers what they said they wanted, we'd have built a computer they'd have been happy with a year after we spoke to them - not something they'd want now.
Steve Jobs
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It took us three years to build the NeXT computer. If we'd given customers what they said they wanted, we'd have built a computer they'd have been happy with a year after we spoke to them - not something they'd want now.
Steve Jobs
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I just recently did a film with Disney, and they put the drawings straight on the computer. And it's all painted on the computer now and not by hand anymore.
Gerald Scarfe
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