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I Keep Three Hoes But Dontcall Me Santa Quotes & Sayings
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I keep three ho.., But don't call me Santa.
Nicki Minaj
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I keep three ho.., But don't'call me Santa.
Nicki Minaj
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Chris Brown punching ho.., Ochocinco headbutting ho.., bus drivers uppercutting ho.., these ho.. wont be acting up much longer!
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
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I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard and told me it was written by Santa. I was like, 'Oh my God, he knows my name!' I truly believed. Then a kid ruined it for me one day and told me there was no Santa, and I came home crying. The sad part was that the girl who told me was younger than I was.
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As a girlfriend you gotta accept ho.. gone be all up in his face but as a boyfriend he better let them ho.. know wassup.
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See me I'm into ho.. that's into ho.., So now I'm in two ho...
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
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All these bad ho.. in my sight. I see bad ho.. on my left, I see bad ho.. on my right.
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I'm no angel, my ho.. like a sega Streets of rage 2, I make them ho.. skate.
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Cause if I had a label I would never sign, you ho... Take bi...es to school, then I Columbine these ho...
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The ho.. come, the seasons change. The ho.. go, we rearrange. fu.. up her life, she'll never be the same.
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ho.. of all complexions, I like cinnamon. Mase you got some ho.. well ni..., send em in.
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Now tell them ho.. that I'm busy, tell them ho.. that I'm ballin.' I done fu..ing ain't answered once now why does ho keep calling?
Meek Mill
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