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I Need To Get Laid By Car Quotes & Sayings
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Americans are terrified because so many of them have been laid off in recent years and months and they fear that they may be next. Even if they have not been laid off or have not known anyone laid off, they definitely know someone who has lost his home.
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I knew that by getting behind the wheel of the car and having had something to drink, the responsibility laid on my shoulders.
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When I'm in my car I'm laid back, I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat but that's flat.
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It's not a case of 'look at me in my car'; it's more, 'look at the car'. I like the idea of other people enjoying them, because everything has become a bit faceless and nobody likes the motor car any more.
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You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
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At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics don't service that car well, the customer won't return.
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What's that, new Dolces? These here chrome heart. You need a key for yours? Me, mine will auto-start. Man I talk to the car, the car talk back. Then I step up out the car, watch the car back back.
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Sorry the closest you'll get to getting laid this year is getting laid off.
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I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp into the water, and I did go part way, but I stopped. I went again and stopped. I then got out of the car and stood by the car a nervous wreck.
Susan Smith
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I was stillborn. The midwives laid me aside, thought I was really gone. I laid there about an hour, and they picked me back up and tried again, 'cause my body was still warm. The Good Lord brought me back.
James Brown
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Indian car maker Tata motors, has unveiled the world's cheapest car, which sells for 2000 dollars. The Tata is not the world's most attractive car, but they look better when you push two of them together.
Seth Meyers
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Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fu..ing rule! Oh, we are SO gonna get laid tonight! Seth: I am, I'm gonna get laid.
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Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fu..ing rule! Oh, we are SO gonna get laid tonight! Seth: I am, I'm gonna get laid.
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Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
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The car is a character in the piece - I've never liked the car, I submitted to it's objectionable popularity.
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