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I Said To The Wife Guess What I Heard Quotes & Sayings
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I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one. And she said, I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23.
Max Kauffmann
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My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.
Bruce Willis
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I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone. Then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you.
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I wonder if I ever thought of an ideal reader... I guess when I was in my 20s and in New York and maybe even in my early 30s, I would write for my wife Janice... mainly for my poet friends and my wife, who was very smart about poetry.
Kenneth Koch
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I guess it's just one of those 'I miss you so fu..ing much' kind of nights.
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One of the things I've realised is that I am very simple. My wife asked me once if I loved her. I said: 'Look love, I'm a simple man. I love you. End of story.' But I guess you gotta keep saying it with women. I guess she needed reassurance.
Bob Hoskins
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Sometimes I would wake up and see you laying beside me. Sometimes I would say I love you when I heard your voice. Sometimes I would even make you breakfast for you because I thought you were coming home. And one day you will be here. Come home. I miss you.
Taylor Greger
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I'd like to be a wife and mother. I guess I'll know Mr. Right when I meet him.
Marcia Cross
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Heard you found someone new . Guess she's giving you something I didn't give to you .
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I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone's wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.
Marilyn Monroe
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Our prejudices are our mistresses; reason is at best our wife, very often heard indeed, but seldom minded.
Philip Stanhope
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I heard that your dreams came true. Guess she gave you things, I didn't give to you.
Adele
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Heard Yeezy was racist, well, I guess thats on one basis. I only like green faces.
Kanye West
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Laid-back? My wife said that? Well, I guess I am. It takes a lot to get me riled.
Liam Neeson
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This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
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This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
ZZ Top
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You start backstabbing me and going against your word, thinking "Oh she'll never find out" but guess what....I heard.
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I was this person with this weird last name from New York that no one had ever heard of. But my screen test I guess, according to him, was the best. So I got the part, which was incredible.
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A couple of hundred years ago, Benjamin Franklin shared with the world the secret of his success. Never leave that till tomorrow, he said, which you can do today. This is the man who discovered electricity. You think more people would listen to what he had to say. I don't know why we put things off, but if I had to guess, I'd have to say it has a lot to do with fear. Fear of failure, fear of rejection, sometimes the fear is just of making a decision, because what if you're wrong? What if you're making a mistake you can't undo? The early bird catches the worm. A stitch in time saves nine. He who hesitates is lost. We can't pretend we hadn't been told. We've all heard the proverbs, heard the philosophers, heard our grandparents warning us about wasted time, heard the damn poets urging us to seize the day. Still sometimes we have to see for ourselves. We have to make our own mistakes. We have to learn our own lessons. We have to sweep today's possibility under tomorrow's rug until we can'
Meredith Grey
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I have a wife and a son, but the gay rumors have started. I guess it's a sign that I'm moving up the ladder.
Hugh Jackman
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