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I Smoke So Much Weed When I Sneeze I Plant Trees Quotes & Sayings
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I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my benign weed. That's all I take, that's all I do. But I do smoke, and I've got some really good hash.
Keith Richards
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Now the buds on the stems are like trees in an orchid. Anybody in the room who don't smoke weed is gettin' torch lit. By the smoke ni...s, choke ni...s, cough and they fart. Need to quit it but they still tryin' to hit it too hard.
Devin Tha Dude
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This ain't how it's supposed to be. I feel like you're trying to take control of me. I'm a man, but I can't glance at these. I can't grow my trees, I can't smoke my weed.
Lmfao
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I dont smoke weed anymore. Ill leave it to the kids. Im 27 with a business to run and I need to be alert and focused with my mind strong. For those who still get it on, smoke one in my memory as your favorite lonely stoner.
Kid Cudi
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Did you ever see Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke? That's what happens if you really smoke weed and make a movie. You get two guys and no plot and it's basically like, 'Yeah! Let's drive a van made of weed!' And that's pretty much the movie.
James Franco
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Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
Ari Gold
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Worst Feeling Ever: Needing to sneeze, just about to sneeze...don't sneeze.
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Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.
Jean Jacques Rousseau
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Smoke that dro, we gon smoke til we can't no more. Smoke that weed good, we do the damn thing every weekend, weekend.
Wale
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All these ni...s smoking weed around me: it's a smoke-a-thon.
Wiz Khalifa
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That's what I do... Some people smoke weed, some people smoke cigarettes, some people snort coke... I pop pills, I smoke and I drink syrup, that's my twist.
Beanie Sigel
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We rollin trees and smokin la la la la la. Another weed song from me. Burning more trees than Cheech Chong.
Chris Webby
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Cool cat, but I'm burning through nine lives. Weed smoke is my holy water, come and get baptized.
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If weed is a plant and plants are life...then wouldn't smoking weed be getting high on life?
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Weed is made on the earth. God made this plant for a reason. So we can feel good and take the pain away.
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Bamboo is not a weed, it's a flowering plant. Bamboo is a magnificent plant.
Steve Lacy
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Whoever said money doesn't grow from trees obviously has never sold weed!
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Aye cream cheese and a bagel. Have a glass of milk and an ego. I'm rockin pjs and no shirt. I smoke weed eat yogurt.
Mac Miller
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Homie holding a nina, could sneeze him a brick. Knee-deep in the cocaine, trees in the six.
Styles P
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When planning for a year, plant corn. When planning for a decade, plant trees. When planning for life, train and educate people.
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