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I Told A Stupid Joke Quotes & Sayings
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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I do stupid shows, I got stupid gwop, I got stupid ho.. and shes my bottom twat, I got a stupid knot, you know we stupid hot, A hundred thou lick, that's a stupid drop.
French Montana
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Stupid. I know I am, it's true. Stupid to fall for someone who cant love me too. Stupid. I am, I don't know what to do. Stupid! Stupid! That's what I am to few. Its sad to know that I'm stupid because of you.
Hemant Smarty
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I never told a joke in my life.
Andy Kaufman
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan
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I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said that it was a joke, it still doesn't go away.
Joaquin Phoenix
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More than anything else, we need in this society the opportunity for people to tell us what they think without being told that they're either dumb, or stupid, or uninformed.
Brian Lamb
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People are learning to feel more comfortable hearing one another's dreams. It used to be that if you told a dream in public, someone had to make a joke to relieve the tension introduced by that alternative reality.
Henry Reed
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I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
Jim Carrey
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I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.
Larry Wall
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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If I told you I missed you, would you care? If I told you I couldn't live without you, would you be there? If I told you I could be your everything, would you give me a chance? If I told you I could make you happy, would you give me the perfect romance? If I told you you're the only one I think about, would you keep track? If I told you I loved you...would you love me back?
Hannah Bennett
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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