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I Use Facebook Mostly To Keep In Touch Quotes & Sayings
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I use Facebook mostly to keep in touch (without leaving the house) with people whom I do not wish the share my cell number with...
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When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway.
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I hate when I go to smell something and accidentally touch it with my nose.
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Cancer can take away all of my physical abilities. It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart, and it cannot touch my soul.
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Class time: better take good notes. You bi...es couldn't touch me with a Facebook poke, bi...!
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money aint got none.
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Blow O wind to where my loved one is. Touch him and come touch me soon. I'll feel his gentle touch through you and meet his beauty in the moon. These things are much for the one who loves. One can live by them alone: that he and I breathe the same air and that the Earth we tread is one.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.
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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
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I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.
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