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Id Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than Quotes & Sayings
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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
Tom Waits
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Tom Waits
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Now that's one bottle, two bottle, three bottle, four!
Nicki Minaj
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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Fred Allen
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She got a bottle of tequilla, a bottle of gin, and if I bring a little music I could fit right in.
Counting Crows
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Bottle after bottle, drink until I overdose. Pull up in the Phantom watch them bi...es catch the Holy Ghost.
Meek Mill
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This year is the first year I havent got hit in the head with a bottle, so you know I complained to the crowd 'look if your gonna throw a bottle, throw it right! follow in my footsteps, if your gonna hit someone with a bottle, fu..ing hit them'.
Oliver Sykes
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I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.
Kanye West
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Getting hit in the head with a bottle. In fact they missed didnt they? This year it was so bad I actually complained to the crowd and said Look, if your gonna throw a bottle throw it right.
Oliver Sykes
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Pop bottles, take one of them ho.. and tell em follow, Where the hell the waitress, tell her bring another bottle, Poured it in her mouth I said I wanna see you gargle, Then she answered back, guess what, I can swallow, She can swallow the whole bottle.
Travis Porter
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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
Charles Baudelaire
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We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.
Gene Perret
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Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
Bruce Lee
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Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend.
Bruce Lee
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Front if you want, I puff a few blunts and take a cruise in a Porsche wit the trunk in the front.
Jadakiss
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God put your eyes on the front of your head...so you can see whats in front of you not behind, let it go.
Unknown
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Front if you want, until I blow the back of your brains out, and see if you can think with your front.
Jadakiss
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I wanna keep creating those situations for myself so I don't have to be out front all the time. Then when I do have to be out front, I can do it to the max.
Bootsy Collins
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I'm always shy in front of an audience, so I'm always at the back, in the shadows, just doing it. I don't like the front, the adulation.
Bill Wyman
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A spider has posted up in front of my front door...He is BIG and his web is massive!
Jayde Nicole
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