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If A Cow Laughed Would Milk Come Quotes & Sayings
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Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.
Aimee Scott
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Unknown
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The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!?
Bill Watterson
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It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
Georg Brandes
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But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Dr Carl Sagan
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I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
Ann Landers
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I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
Lennart Meri
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A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.
Arthur Koestler
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The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Ogden Nash
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If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.
Lalu Prasad Yadav
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You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
Hank Aaron
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The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks.
David Dean Rusk
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Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
Shmuel Y Agnon
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I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.
Natalie Portman
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We have tried to make it clear that the United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it is kicked in the flanks.
Dean Rusk
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North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
Bobby Heenan
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If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot of chores like that, mostly because he loved doing it himself.
Stuart Appleby
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I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too busy looking for the next cow.
Gordon Ramsay
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I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.
H L Mencken
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Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk?
Unknown
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