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If It Tastes Funny Dont Eat Itont Eat It Quotes & Sayings
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone
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I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
Marty Feldman
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Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner...
Deuteronomy 14:21
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When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
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We sing a little song before we eat, a little blessing before we eat, and it's really - we're thanking the Lord and the Earth for the food that we eat, and it really brings you together in a profound kind of way.
Phil Lesh
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He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste.
Nikita Khrushchev
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It's not always possible to sit down and eat at home in this day and age of fast-paced living, but if you are going to eat out, do so as a family and support all the great local places in your areas. I'll still eat at the same diner I did as a kid with my parents.
Michael Symon
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I won't eat veal, and my mum won't eat lamb, because she thinks it's a bit harsh to eat cute things.
Nicholas Hoult
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Talking about food is like talking about your dreams. Everyone has something to say. We all have to eat, it's just what we eat which differs. Some people eat for fuel and I feel bad for them.
Gael Garcia Bernal
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I dont cook. I can toast in the toaster. I can pour and set the table. No, Gavin is the one. Its not even an option, he is so passionate about it. He cooks every day. He loves to go grocery shopping and find different things. Im really lucky. Its actually lucky and hard at the same time, because sometimes you want to be fit and not eat it, but you have to eat it.
Gwen Stefani
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I dont live to eat, I eat to live.
Martin Lawrence
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When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.
Tommy Lasorda
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When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.
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Some have meat, and cannot eat, And some cannot eat that want it; But we have meat, and we can eat - And let the Lord be thanked.
Robert Burns
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There are people who eat the earth and eat all the people on it like in the Bible with the locusts. And other people who stand around and watch them eat.
Lillian Hellman
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?
George Carlin
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Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot.
Tony Robbins
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I get money everyday, of the week I go hard, I dont sleep you dont grind, you dont eat in this world my n*gga aint sh*t free.
Nipsey Hussle
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I'll eat anything. I ate antelope once in Swaziland. I didn't know what it was until I'd started chewing it. Everything tastes like chicken though doesn't it? It wasn't bad.
Nicholas Hoult
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