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If Sit On Facebook All Day U Lame Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "If Sit On Facebook All Day U Lame" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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"All you do is sit on Facebook all day" Lies. I sit on the chair.
Unknown
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Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.
John Green
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guys are so lame lame guys are so lame lame.
Indigo Vanity
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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Welcome to Facebook: Where ho.. call out ho.. when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame a.. dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
Bryan Burden
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
Unknown
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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To you Dad. As Fathers Day approaches, I find myself missing you more than usual. If only Facebook had a link to heaven. Happy Fathers Day Dad. I miss you.
Nishan Panwar
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If you have money but you're a lame it doesn't make you COOL or REAL.. You're just a LAME wit MONEY!
Fabolous
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
Kevin Hart
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Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
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A friend is someone you can call lame and weird, but at the end of the day you realize thats why your friends in the first place.
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It's lame when I'm hanging out with my friends and they're so busy taking pictures to put on Facebook, instead of enjoying what they're doing. You're gonna look back and have 10 million pictures, but you're not in one of them because you were too busy clicking away. I think it's best to stop telling people about it and enjoy the moment you're in yourself.
Miley Cyrus
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