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If There Was An Award For Laziness I Quotes & Sayings
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If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me.
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A new kind of award has been added -- the deathbed award. It is not an award of any kind. Either the recipient has not acted at all, or was not nominated, or did not win the award the last few times around. It is intended to relieve the guilty conscience of the Academy members and save face in front of the public. The Academy has the horrible taste to have a star, choking with emotion, present this deathbed award so that there can be no doubt in anybody's mind why the award is so hurriedly given. Lucky is the actor who is too sick to watch the proceedings on television.
Marlene Dietrich
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I got a BRIT Award recently. And that was something four years ago that I would have died for. But when I finally got that award it meant absolutely nothing to me. Because I now know that The BRIT Awards is a TV show. Record company executives make deals with a TV channel and the producers about who wins what award in exchange for performance time. So its just become a non-award, like thank you for this.'
Lily Allen
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A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. Suck it, Jesus. This award is my God now!
Kathy Griffin
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When I was in high school, I earned the pi.ple award and every other gross-out award.
Jack Nicholson
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The award is important in order to bring people to the movie theater. That's the only principle meaning of any award.
Javier Bardem
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard
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There may be no excuse for laziness, but Im still looking...
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You can't imagine what a pleasure this complete laziness is to me: not a thought in my brain- you might send a ball rolling through it!
Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Laziness is a disease created by humans but ironically it comes in a beautiful, addictive form that prisons you.
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Some people work hard in this business and become really popular, really big stars but they never receive an award from within the business. Somehow, when your colleagues and friends believe in you to the point of handing you an award it means so much more.
Sharon Stone
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True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
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Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.
Benjamin Franklin
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Awards were made in Hollywood, in whatever the time it was created. They're to promote each other's movies. You give me an award, I give you an award and people will believe that we are great movies and they'll go to see them. It's still the same.
Javier Bardem
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It is often laziness and timidity that keep us within our duty while virtue gets all the credit.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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The U.S. Olympic spirit award is an award that is given to an athlete who embodies the Olympic spirit in more ways than just on the playing field, in showing incredible perseverance, in overcoming obstacles, and what we wanted to do is have everybody can vote on-line.
Brian Boitano
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It was reported this week that director Roman Polanski's arrest on unlawful s.. charges came as he arrived in Switzerland where he was to attend a film festival and receive a lifetime achievement award. In light of this, Osama bin Laden will be given the Irving G. Thalberg award at this year's Oscars.
Seth Meyers
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The real problem America is facing is not the global warming but the global laziness.
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Laziness is the mother of efficiency
Marian Propp
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