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Illegal Beer Quotes & Sayings
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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In America, carrying an open can of beer is illegal, while carrying a loaded handgun is not...
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Hospitals are closing across the country due to the burden of illegal immigration, college students find that summer jobs have dried up due to illegal immigration, and wages across the board are depressed by the overwhelming influx of cheap and illegal labor.
Elton Gallegly
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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California has the highest number of illegal immigrants residing in its borders. The estimated number of illegal alien residents in California was about 2.2 million, or nearly 32 percent of the total number of illegal immigrants in the United States.
Gary Miller
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Stopping illegal immigration would mean that wages would have to rise to a level where Americans would want the jobs currently taken by illegal aliens.
Thomas Sowell
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Prior to ROE V. WADE, abortions were common even though they were illegal. I don't think making them illegal again is going to solve the problem.
Tony Campolo
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't auto-tune be illegal for musicians and singers?
Unknown
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Mr. Speaker, for the last 5 years I have been working with a bipartisan group of my colleagues to make it illegal to continue the barbaric practice of game bird and illegal dog fighting.
Earl Blumenauer
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So at the end of the day, our number 1 goal, our top priority, is to motivate American youngsters to reject the abuse of illegal drugs, tobacco and alcohol. All three of them are illegal behaviors.
Barry McCaffrey
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Egyptian Proverb
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Homer Simpson
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Anne Sexton
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