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Im A Toaster Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Im A Toaster" sorted by relevance. 24 matching entries found.
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Does it have to be wireless? Oh, it has to be digital? I was going to say a toaster.
Joe Jonas
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Shawty was hot like a toaster.
Flo Rida
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Clint Eastwood
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Never put a sock in a toaster.
Eddie Izzard
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And I keep that toaster, you can come, and be my strudel biiitch
Lil Wayne
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If I say so, and I say go. And they go ham, and I lay low. I drop that work off in that toaster. I let go of my eggo.
Meek Mill
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers
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Im the type of girl that has seen every horror movie made, yet I still scream when the toast jumps out of the toaster.
Unknown
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Stack up so much bread I'mma need me a toaster. My partner ride with his chopper, this ni... think he a soldier.
Young Jeezy
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Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
Alfred Hitchcock
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Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
Alfred Hitchcock
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Too strudel, toaster strudel, ballin' on you poodles.
Riff Raff
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I knew my mother had it in for me from a young age. My bath toys were an electric toaster and hair-dryer.
Unknown
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I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster.
Unknown
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I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
Dean Koontz
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Blogging. Love it but I'm getting blogged out. You know when you start blogging about your love of toaster ovens its time to take a break.
Jenny McCarthy
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People always say you should be yourself. Like yourself is this definite thing...like a toaster or something. Like you can know what it is even...But every so often, I'll have like, a moment, when just being myself, in my life, right where I am, is like...enough
Unknown
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