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Im Glad Facebook Dont Have 140 Quotes & Sayings
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I'm glad you work out your issues on Facebook rather than half-naked on stage in front of millions of people.
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I dont like to reject anyone, I just pretend and if I see them and they go, 'Oh hey, I requested you on Facebook,' I say, 'Oh I never use Facebook, sorry.'
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I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
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Dont you hate when the person youre Facebook-stalking never updates anything.
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Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. REMEMBER THAT.
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Dont have to say my name .Girl Im just glad you came.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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I'm glad there will be an iPhone that's affordable to the sweatshop workers who make iPhones.
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Happy 420, dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that.
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Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see...& don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
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There are days where I feel better off without you and I'm glad you dont talk to me anymore but then sometimes I really wish youd just text me.
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LAUGHBOOK CRYBOOK PUT ALL YOUR BUSINESS OUT THERE THEN WONDER WHYBOOK. TRUTHBOOK, LIEBOOK, INDIRECT SUBLIMINAL REPLYBOOK. LOVEBOOK, HATEBOOK, QUICK TO GIVE ADVICE BUT DONT PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHTBOOK. REALBOOK, STUNTBOOK, WHY PEOPLE GOTTA FRONTBOOK. THIS IS DONE ONLY ON FACEBOOK!!! MAYBE IT SHOULD BE CALLED FAKEBOOK!!!
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Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If I'm trusting you with my money, dont you think you can trust me with your pen?
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
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When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me from things they've seen me in, TV or whatever. And they'd say, you know, stuff, and a lot of times, I wouldn't hear what they'd said because I had headphones on. So, I kinda just go, 'Cool, man. Glad you like the show.' And I'd just keep walking. And this one guy said something to me one time, and I went, 'Cool, man. Glad you like the show.' And then right when I walked past him, I realized, 'Oh, man, that guy didn't say anything about the show.' He went, 'Hey, man, your fly's down.' And I went, 'Cool, man. Glad you like the show. Glad you like seeing my d..k pop out of my pants. Come back next week, you can see one of my balls.'
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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I hate Halloween. Every year I get kids knocking my door dressed like skeletons asking me for food. I'm glad I don't live in Ethiopia.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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