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Im Going To Get Me A Maid And Take Her On A Cruse Quotes & Sayings
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So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.
Bill Brasky
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An handful of meal in a barrel, and a little oil in a cruse. -1 Kings xvii. 12
Bible
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And he looked, and, behold, there was a cake baken on the coals, and a cruse of water at his head. And he did eat and drink, and laid him down again.
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Be good, sweet maid, and let who will be clever.
Charles Kingsley
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She would have been a very remarkable woman, if she had not been an old maid.
Thomas Nelson Page
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Zeres a girl in ze castle! -French Maid
Beauty And The Beast
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Not that minute maid crap they squeeze these lemons theyselves.
Currensy
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She suck my d..k for 60 seconds and swallow all my Minute Maid.
Lil Wayne
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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.
Edna Ferber
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I never saw film stars at home. We had no maid, no cook, no swimming pool.
Natalie Wood
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I don't think that because I'm not married it's made my life any less. That old maid myth is garbage.
Diane Keaton
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Talk of unusual swell of waist In maid of honor loosely laced.
Matthew Green
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The maid that loves goes out to sea upon a shattered plank, and puts her trust in miracles for safety.
Edward Young
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in Old Maid; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
Evelyn Waugh
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A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.
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When I'm up on stage, I don't think about anything except the song I'm singing. Anyway, the majority of my audience is female, and I can't think that many of them want to see me a French maid outfit somehow!
Louise Nurding
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Prudence is a rich, ugly, old maid courted by incapacity.
William Blake
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Prudence is a rich ugly old maid courted by Incapacity.
William Blake
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Talk of unusual swell of waist In maid of honor loosely laced
Matthew Green
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Gloriously false, a maid famous for all time.
Horace
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