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Im Horny Funny Qiotes Quotes & Sayings
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At this stage of my life I just want to remain Healthy, Happy and Horny and for as long as possible and when my time comes that I'm unhealthy I just want to be Horny then Happy ending my life the way I want always wanted to go out...Happy
Danny Santagato
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Unknown
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It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.
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The rabbit's not like us. It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy. Don't get me wrong. You know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just wanna have s.. as many times as possible before you die. I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit, you know, who never even feared death to begin with.
Donnie Darko
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I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
Tom Waits
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Mine is the horny hand of toil.
Dick Sargent
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There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.
Colleen McCullough
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I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.
Gilda Radner
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I'm a use my three wishes, I'm very superstitious. No matter where I go I meet a bunch of horny bi...es.
SPM
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I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.
Johnny Bench
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No sleep, just work, got a couple horny girls in a see-through shirt.
Mac Miller
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And blessed are the horny hands of toil
James Russell Lowell
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When men have money and power they get turned on, s..ually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.
Penelope Spheeris
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Look at 2 Live Crew's 'Me So Horny.' You know what that's about? It's about the destruction of the female vagina by a bunch of men having a good time.
Pitbull
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If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that's what it's all about.
Carlos Santana
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On the low, I'mma talk that jazz. Jungle fever for the night. Horny or white, that's Anglo-Sax.
Wale
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Roses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny!
Unknown
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This girl tell me, say she horny. She want to give it to me out the door. This girl fu.. me like she know me. She backed it up then she tipped on her toes.
French Montana
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I'm hoppin out Ferraris, my house is three stories. I'm still independent cause Jive couldn't afford me. The meetings were boring, for real I was snoring. The VP was fine, yeah she made me kinda horny.
Lil Flip
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