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Im No Ones Lap Dog You Cant Put Me On A Leash Quotes & Sayings
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I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash.
Johnny Rotten
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I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash, and that was the attitude of it, fu.. off.
John Lydon
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If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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I know ive said this before but honestly there is nothing more that I love than a kid on a leash or a dog in a stroller.
Lucy Hale
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Joan Rivers
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Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.
Lin Yutang
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They put the cloth across your lap soon as you sat down. Its feeling like you own every place you choose to be at now.
Drake
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The only sliding I did was on the kind of instrument that you put on your lap; no Spanish electrics.
John Fogerty
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Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there?
Chelsea Handler
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When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.
Emile Hirsch
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I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't think I would be discussing television ideas with the girl that was giving it to me.
Stan Lee
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I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you do that great qualifying lap or you make that great pass or you bring a crippled car home.
Bobby Rahal
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If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.
Enid Bagnold
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A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog.
Haitian Farmer
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Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn't put up posters or anything. That boy's gotta think...You got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can't just look for an hour and call it quits. So you get your a.. out there and you find that fu..in' dog!
Billy Madison
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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
Cathy Guisewite
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Charles M Schulz
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I think were very capable of having a great night on Saturday, but our weekend really starts on Thursday night...We will be qualifying Thursday night and we need to put in a fast lap to secure our starting spot. Gene Nead and the boys have built me a fast Ford Fusion and feel confident that we can put up a fast time.
Faith Ford
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