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Im So Stupid I Cant Even Kill Myself Quotes & Sayings
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I do stupid shows, I got stupid gwop, I got stupid ho.. and shes my bottom twat, I got a stupid knot, you know we stupid hot, A hundred thou lick, that's a stupid drop.
French Montana
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Stupid. I know I am, it's true. Stupid to fall for someone who cant love me too. Stupid. I am, I don't know what to do. Stupid! Stupid! That's what I am to few. Its sad to know that I'm stupid because of you.
Hemant Smarty
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Might even kill somebody and YouTube it. To whoever think their words affect me is too stupid.
Kanye West
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I couldn't kill a chicken, I couldn't kill a cow - I was a vegetarian too at that time - so I thought, well what is there that I could kill? I couldn't kill this and I couldn't kill that.
Ellen Burstyn
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The Vietnamese have a secret weapon. It's their willingness to die beyond our willingness to kill. In effect, they've been saying, You can kill us, but you'll have to kill a lot of us; you may have to kill all of us. And, thank heaven, we are not yet ready to do that.
George Wald
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Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself.
Bernard Le Bovier Fontenelle
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Why you kill me? I never did you anything. Not kill me! I beg not to be locked up. Never let me out of my prison - not kill me! You kill me before I understand what life is. You must tell me why you locked me up!
Kaspar Hauser
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I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.
Larry Wall
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What's the difference between the IQ of a stupid guy and one of a mosquito? About 5 points. How do you even the score? Kill the mosquito.
Unknown
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Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god.
Jean Rostand
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Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god.
Beilby Porteus
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Love is blind deaf dumb and stupid. If I ever find that little turd I'm gonna kill cupid once and for all.
Kahlil Gibran
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The greatest destroyer of peace is abortion because if a mother can kill her own child, what is left for me to kill you and you to kill me? There is nothing between.
Mother Teresa
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Nuclear weapons kill Americans - they don't kill Republicans or Democrats - they kill Americans.
Joe Wilson
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I wanted to make a film about stupid people that was very vulgar and deeply stupid. From that moment on I can hardly be reproached for making a film that is about stupid people.
Claude Chabrol
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You raise taxes and you kill jobs. That's why the National Federation of Independent Businesses said your plan will kill 700,000 jobs. I don't want to kill jobs in this environment.
Mitt Romney
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Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows.
Bernard Devoto
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Im stupid stupid stupid.
Super Junior
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When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? Dont answer him
Unknown
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I can't help but sit here and think about all the stupid stuff we have done together. I wouldn't want to be stupid with anyone else.
Unknown
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