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Impress My Girlfriend Status Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Impress My Girlfriend Status" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong.
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My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because someone has hers.
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You're not ready for your next if you're still trying to impress your ex.
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
Seth Rogen
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend. You could be my girlfriend until the world ends. Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind. Swaggie.
Justin Bieber
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes...
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
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Why do you think the old stories tell of men who set out on great journeys to impress the gods? Because trying to impress people just isn't worth the time and effort.
Henry Rollins
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.
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That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.
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That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook.
Mario Tomasello
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A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.
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I can give you the King's English and then I can take it to the street, but do both or do one and don't do one knowing only the street. That's going to hold you back because what comes out is going to impress people, and it will impress them negatively.
Angela Bassett
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