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Inventor Of The Microwave Quotes & Sayings
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice."
Erma Bombeck
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It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
Erma Bombeck
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People think of the inventor as a screwball, but no one ever asks the inventor what he thinks of other people.
Charles F Kettering
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People think of the inventor as a screwball, but no one ever asks the inventor what he thinks of other people.
Charles F Kettering
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I am an inventor of music.
Igor Stravinsky
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He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
Sid Waddell
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I open the microwave 1 second before its done. Thug Life.
Unknown
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Man is the inventor of stupidity.
Remy De Gourmont
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I was a fixer, a builder - an inventor - ever since I can remember.
Tom Scholz
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I've been an amature inventor for a long time.
Billy Sheehan
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
Adam Carolla
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
360
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An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously.
Charles Kettering
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Greed is the inventor of injustice as well as the current enforcer.
Julian Casablancas
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People talk of me as being the inventor of the legal thriller.
Scott Turow
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As the inventor of the Immortality Device, I basically just tell people what I honestly think.
Melanie Chisholm
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Never let an inventor run a company. You can never get him to stop tinkering and bring something to market.
E F Schumacher
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Steven Wright
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Newton, of course, was the inventor of differential calculus so his place in the tale is quite special.
Kit Williams
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Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.
Unknown
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