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Suggest Revision: My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
 
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Suggest Revision: Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder brother, swipes the lot.
 
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Suggest Revision: My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
 
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Suggest Revision: My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
 
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Suggest Revision: To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
 
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Suggest Revision: This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
 
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Suggest Revision: My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
 
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Suggest Revision: My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
 
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Suggest Revision: My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
 
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